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Sex Is All (deck the halls)

Demons in the Age of Kali manda su manda matayoh
Have no reason to be jolly kaler dosha nidhe rajan
Always fighting over nothing krodha bhavati sammohah
Knocking out each others' stuffing dhiras tatra na muhyati

sex is all that keeps them going srama eva hi kevalam
And they don't know where they're going pravrittim ca nivrittim ca
when we give them good direction sarva dharman parityaja
they have nothing but objection na mam duskritinoh mudha

Christmastime means we're all freezing sitosna sukha duhka da
Every other breath, we're sneezing janma mrtyu jara vyadhi
Adhidaivika, adhyatmika, misery, misery, misery
Material life is not so pleasing. Duhka doshanu darshana
sarva dharman parityaja


from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013



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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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