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Hello. This song is for all the persons who have asked me for many years, "Oh, Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari! why do you not create one more full-length CD entitled, "Christmas is STILL Not on Vaishnava Calendar," because it isn't? Usually, I tell such persons, "I am busy." Because I am.

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Cash registers ring, (cha-ching!) That is the reason
We celebrate (it is great!) The Christmas season
Never mind Baby Jesus
His teachings no longer please us
I’m talking about the sinful type of man

Gone away (gone away!) is religion
Squid pate (with chardonnay!) is in the kitchen
Our theology is lacking
But not our holiday snacking
I’m talking about the sinful type of man

In the yard they put inflatable snowman
A penguin and a Snoopy and a Grinch
Do not ask them why…They-do-not, know, man.
(Their diameter of brain is half an inch!)

We think that God is a fairy tale
We worship dog, with the hairy tail
No time to care about God’s rules;
We are cleaning up dog stool
I’m talking about the sinful type of man

In the desert they will build a Burning Man
And the smoke will spread for miles around
They’ll take off their clothes and do the best they can
To break the rules they follow back in town.

Later on, in a road rage
They will speed toward the old age
And though the body is useless
They take Viagra while toothless
I’m talking about the sinful type of man

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from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013
Executive Producer: His Holiness Bhakti Mayapur Mahaprabhu Maha Mantra Maharaja
Glockenspiel: Ekendra Dasa
All Other Instruments: Black Sea Bhakta Program Brahmachari Orchestra

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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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