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You know, the less intelligent nondevotee rascal with the poor fund of knowledge are taking Krishna to be Myth. But then every year they are worshiping person in red suit who is supposed to fill their stockings with candy cane and iPhone 5. But actually Saint Nicholas was austere person, very God conscious, not bringing electric choo choo train with the label clearly indicating made in China which is very far from so called North Pole.

Not only that, but considering how rascals are living now, much more likely it will be Yamaraj who will be coming to town, So you had better be good, in other words, chanting Hare Krishna, otherwise he may come with Yamadutas and they may put very hot coals in your stocking while your foot is still inside it.


You better watch out, You are going to die
Get serious now. I'm telling you why
Yamaraja is coming to town

He's making a list, Punishing sin
Milk and cookies Will not pacify him
Yamaraja is coming to town

He knows what you've been doing
But he may give you one break
If you become pure devotee
He will not feed you to the snakes

So surrender to Lord, Follow four rules
You don't want to swim In the River of Stool
Yamaraja is coming to town

Oh, the boiling oil is waiting For the too much lusty man
He will find out Iron Maiden Is not just name of band

Don't be eaten alive By the jackals and hounds
Chant attentively All of your rounds.
Yamaraja is coming to town

They will throw you to the ruru
That is what Fifth Canto said
So listen to your guru And go back to Godhead.


from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013



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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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