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There is so much opportunity for Vaishnava Aparadha nowadays, thanks to Internet. You can offend so many devotees more efficiently than ever before. And go to Hell quickly also. So do not do it.

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You will never see brahmajyoti
If you badmouth the Lord's devotee
No, instead the place you will go
It never snows, never snows, never snows.

You may think you are so insightful
But your heart is simply spiteful
You think heaven is where you will go
I don't think so, don't think so, don't think so.

May you finally take one break
From all the blaspheming you do
Or I hope you like the Shake and Bake
They are waiting to shake and bake you

Your bhakti lata will go in toilet
Because your aparadha will spoil it
You will be most literally toast
You'll be toast (x 3)

If you kindly take my advice
You will have less explaining to do
But if you simply cannot be nice
How I would hate to be you.

Even great sage like Durvasa
Had to run from Sudarshana Chakra
Let us see how fast you can go
Better go, better go, better go.

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from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013

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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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