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Have a brahmachari Christmas
Keep your program very austere
Sleep six hours and take cold showers
Simply chant and hear

Have a brahmachari Christmas
Go for chanting on the street
Say Haribol to all fallen soul
As they go for eating meat

All in saffron we will go
The Sam Kirtan Army
Making every rascal take one
First Canto Part Three

Have a brahmachari Christmas
Keep your head so shiny and clean
Better safe than sari have a brahmachari Christmas
You know what I mean.

Have a brahmachari Christmas
Santa Claus is not worshiped here
This life is for meditating on Lord
Not fat old man with beard
No, no, no mistletoe
Forget about that please
Don't even dream about
Talking to matajis

Have a brahmachari Christmas
Like my temple president said
Keep it in your pants and you'll have a better chance of
Going back to Godhead.


from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013



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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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