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It is so inspiring to hear how the devotees came to the Krishna consciousness, especially in the BTG magazine section, "How I Came to the Krishna consciousness." Except for every such story there are many stories you never hear, of "How I Did Not Come to the Krishna Consciousness." They do not publish in the BTG because those persons are not going back to the Godhead. Maybe next life or so.


Frosty the Nondevotee
He did not believe in soul
He was always sad and totally mad
from lack of sense control

Frosty the nondevotee
Less intelligent as can be
Because he thought like this: that Krishna is
Just the same as you and me.

There must have been no purport in the Gita that he found
'cause when he finished reading he did not start chanting rounds.

Oh, Frosty the nondevotee
he never once did pray
He was so advanced at removing pants
He'll take birth as dog someday.

Chumpity chump chump, chumpity chump chump
He is simply fool
Lumpity lump lump lumpity lump lump
Chasing the lumps of stool.


from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013



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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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