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Krishna says patram pushpam phalam toyam. Krishna does not ask for tree. He says leaf, but the coniferous tree gives needle only. It is concoction it is not parampara. It is very bad. Typical Kali yuga worship program. What would Jesus say?


Chopping down coniferous tree
Such cruel, unusual thing
Killing the helpless entity
On which to hang their bling.

Chopping down coniferous tree
They don't even know why they do
Senseless violence annually
Since fourteen seventy-two.

You may have some sentimental condition yes indeed
If half-dead plant is making you jolly
That is called the age of Kali

Chopping down coniferous tree
When did Jesus say you should do?
Where in the scripture specifically
Does Lord ask tree from you?

You must have some transcendental vision if you see
Benefit in hanging tinsel
When the whole thing is simply whimsical

Chopping down coniferous tree
Then you simply throw in the street
You should be worshiping Tulasi devi
And Krishna's lotus feet.


from Christmas is. . .Not on Vaishnava Calendar, released December 13, 2013



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Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari

Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari is insignificant servant of devotees of Lord. Our humble mission: to remind everyone that human life is meant for the spiritual pursuit. Other pursuit is simply for the animal. Oh, and we are all going to die even though soul is eternal, so no point in trying to so-called "enjoy" this world. YNDB came from very low-class background which he does not like to discuss. ... more

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