Yes. Vote for me, Yama Niyama Dasa Brahmachari, for President of United States.

My platform? It is the spiritual platform! My party? It is the Sam Kirtan party! My plan? I will report, export, and deport all karmis, rascals, and less intelligent nondevotees with poor fund of knowledge. Yes. Throw them all out.

Not only that, I will build wall to keep them all out. Actually, we will make seven walls—first earth, then water, then fire, then air, then ether, then, mind, intelligence, and false ego. And the rascals will pay for it!

By now you are thinking, "Surely YNDB will save this country. How can I support YNDB in his candidacy for the highest office in it?" Of course I have the answer. You can buy one campaign t-shirt! Yes. I am not joking. Vaishnavas do not joke. There is no time for that.

Fact is, there are VERY FEW of this shirt left, but my temple president says they must go to make room for boxes of Bhagavad-gita.

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